Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Baja Grillz Yo

First of all it needs to be said that i cannot get Dave's German interpretation of "Baja" out of my head. All day long it made me laugh...even at unacceptable times i.e. as i spoke to an indian woman at work b/c then i started imagining her saying in her indian accent trying to be german "Baja". I hope you all take a few seconds to imagine that as well and bring a few seconds of joy to each of your unimpressive lives. Cause lets face it...we are unimpressive...this is what we have...it's like our own little social club. If we can somehow get all you non-italians out (cough cough you know who you are) maybe we can all sit around on patio furnature drinking espresso and eating biscotti, complaining about who just moved in next door in true italian fashion. I think on my next pick that is what we will do. I'll volunteer my house...i have a lot of mirrors like a true ginny...we should all dress up in typical guido fashion. I'll wear my velour suit and high heals...all my gold...it will be awesome. I expect you boys to grease your hair.

That being said i want to thank all of you fine young men for waiting for me to eat. I know it's hard for each of you to do but i was aware that the BaJa had chips and salsa to hold you fellows over until i arrived. The evening was a success in my opinion. and my opinion counts a lot as the only offical TND female member. Which is great for me cause i get to leave like 45% tips to waitresses cause they have boobs....trust me friends...give me that money...i also have boobs and with enough drinks in me you will have a better chance of seeing my hoohaas than any of those servers you tip so generously.

Just so you all know this was my first time posting on blog in my entire life. It was a passionate experience. Thank you.

Also, thank you sang for keeping me company on the end.

1 comment:

Agunzo said...

I'm commenting on my own post because i forgot to mention that David complained about only having six jalapeno poppers and then left two of them untouched on his plate. I hope this will document DL's status as bitch.