I'd like to take a second to say that both lingo & liz will be missed greatly from these future meals. I can only hope that they read the blog and weep over the food they will never taste.
This week's meal will be at the China Tea House on Middle Country Road, it's the little blue house looking building in the Shop Rite Parking lot, if you are traveling east it will be on your right hand side.
I've been here a bunch of times before, I figured we'd mix it up a little, there's been a lot of italian, greek & meat the last few TNDs. This place has an all you can eat sushi menu for 20 bucks if you so choose to go that route, however they also have very traditional chinese meals (prepared much much better than the buffets)
In honor of the Chinese affair:
A Chinese couple get married & she is a virgin. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring "My darling, I know this is your first time, and that you are frightened, but I assure you, I will give you whatever you want, I will do whatever you want, however you want. My darling, what do you want?"
"I want the number 69, I have heard about" she replies
Her husband looks at her in shock & confusion; "You want the chicken and broccoli?"
OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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